Category Archives: Beauty

Stop It!! Q-Tips that Remove Makeup!!!

Ummm not sure why I’m just discovering these now but, man am I excited!!!!
Sephora’s Targeted Eye Remover Swabs are Awesome!!! These little guys do exactly what their name says AND they do it well!!!

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Simply break the tip with the blue line and the remover floods the other end.

These babies are absolutely perfect for removing the stubborn mascara, that has been left behind after washing your face OR touch ups when your eyeliner line is not so perfect.

But wait there’s more, the remover inside, these little darlings, contains the ingredient Procapil which promotes lash growth.

Need I say more!!!

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Cost: $9 Smackers

Where to buy: Sephora

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Slap Some Falsies on Your Face!

Are you READY!!!!  Let’s bust out your homework  and slap these babies on!!!!

If you are reading this for the first time… Then you really need to catch up with the class and read the last two posts.

I say let’s go BIG and start with the strip lashes.  Now you should have some form of strip lash in front of you.  I recommend using a clear strip on the lash but, anything you purchased will work.  You will also need lash glue, Duo is my favorite but, anything will do for this purpose and don’t forget the tweezers.

REMEMBER! The name of the game today is just to get them your eyes to where you feel comfortable.

Rules of the Game:

1.  Do not attempt to put strip falsies on when you are in a rush.  This will not end well for you.  I recommend doing this over a weekend (or your days off)  so you are not rushed and can take your time.

2.  Promise me that you won’t give up.  PROMISE!!!  You have to keep trying, giving up won’t help a damn thing!  Didn’t your mother tell you that practice makes perfect.  Well…….

3. Getting the lashes on on your eyes to where they are comfortable (regardless of placement) constitutes a win.  I will show you a trick that will cover up imperfect falsie placement.

I think we are ready.

For all of my Virgin Falsie Peeps out there these steps are for you.

Have your primer and  foundation already applied…

1. Remove the falsies from the packaging with the tweezers.  Be Gentle! I like to pick a corner of the lash and pull for the strip part NOT, lash.

2. Gently lay it across your eye.  You do not need glue for this nor need it placed right.  You just want to make sure the length is right for  your eye.  If the lashes are too long just trim the longer end, to the correct length.

3. Now set them down for a sec and coat your natural eyelashes in mascara.  I recommend to only do one coat.  You don’t need to get crazy with it, you just want to make sure the naturals blend with the falsies.

4. Glue Time!  Using tweezers, take the lashes in the middle and run a very thin ribbon of glue across the strip.  Making sure the ends are both fully covered

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See how the glue is not on the lash. That’s how you want to roll..

– If you are using glue that comes in a tube.  I like to put a small dot of glue on the plastic cover, that the lashes came in and, use a  Qtip to apply.

– If you are using the glue that comes in an applicator then use the paint brush end to run a thin line across the strip.

5.  Let the glue sit for about 3-5 seconds.  If you are using a beauty mirror then you will want to use the magnifying side for the actual placement.

6. Gently place the lashes in the center of your lid, as close to the lash line as possible.

7.  Use the tweezers to gently shift the lashes to the right or left to make sure the ends are secure.  Feel free to turn the tweezers over and use the flat edge to push the lashes into your lash line.

** If you can’t get them placed where you want them, don’t freak.  Simply take them off and reapply glue and try again.  If you find that you are on your fourth or fifth time trying AGAIN don’t panic, simply pour yourself a glass of wine and try again.  I think it took me over ten times my first try!!!

8.  Once you have them where you want them, you want to sandwich the falsies with your real lashes between the tweezers and press.  BE CAREFUL TO NOT PINCH YOUR DANG SKIN HERE!!!!  But this will help to secure them to your lash and give the natural look.

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I know it looks scary but, it’s not.

 

 

 

 

 

 

The reason why I didn’t have you apply any eyeshadow or eyeliner to your eye, is so you could really see your lash line when applying.

Now if you don’t have the most perfect placement but, you can live with them then, it’s time to touch up.  Do your eyeshadow like you want and then run some eyeliner over the seam of the falsies.  This will help hide any imperfect placement.

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My final product

Are they on?  Do you look fabulous?  I bet you Do!!!!  But more importantly how do you feel?

Now that you have conquered strip lashes individual lashes are going to see childs play, lol!

Let’s do this!

Same rules apply here except this time I want you do do entire face, foundation, eyeshadow, eyeliner, mascara everything.

1. Remove the lash using tweezers.

3. Glue Time!

– If you are using glue that comes in a tube.   I like to put a small dot of glue on the plasict cover that the lashes came in and dip the end into the glue.

– If you are using the glue that comes in an applicator then use the paint brush end, and place a pin size dot on the end of the lash.

3. Place the lash at the very end of the eye, so you can get the winged out affect.

4. Now do the same for the other eye.

5. Coming back to the first eye, you want to place the second lash near the first.  They don’t need to be right next to each other, just close. Repeat on the second eye.

6.  Now stop here and take a look, do you like what you see?  Or do you need three on each end of your eye.  If so, do that…..

So I know there is two different lightings here (not sure what was going on) but,  you can see in the second pic that the ends of my lashes have a subtle umpf to them.

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Pre Individual Falsies
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Post Individual Falsies

 

Please! Please! Please!  Send me pics of you guys rocking  your new Bad ASS falsies!!!!  I love seeing your faces 🙂

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Falsie Part 2 is Coming Guys Promise!!!

Let me begin this story by saying that my intent for this post was to video it because, that just made the best logical sense. Right…..

Ugh! Well…. after an EPIC fight with my video camera, we have decided to part ways.    I just can’t be in a relationship, when the other party won’t do what it is suppose to do, like record!!!  😦

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Instead of  you  guys waiting for me to purchase a new video camera and holding up the process, we are just going to kick with pictures, cause that’s Fun!!!

By the way feel free to give me your two cents on video cameras because, it looks like I’ll be shopping for a new one.

Short Story, Long Falsie Part 2 is coming I promise.  I should have it up, latest tomorrow sometime.

Smooches

Jessie

 

 

Falsie Homework

For all of my Beautiful Peeps out there doing there homework. I guess it would help y’all out, if I mention that you want to buy Duo glue. It’s the best glue on the market and it’s easy to remove.
Any version of Duo will work 🙂

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However my favorite is the green version because, it comes with it’s own applicator.

Okay let’s get our supplies!!! Happy shopping!!!

Excuse Me are You Wearing Falsies…. Or are You Just Happy to See Me?

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Alright ladies pull up a chair and lets chat FALSIES shall we…..  My favorites break down in to three groups 1) El Natural 2) Everyday with a kick and last by not least 3) All Out Balls Out!!!

 
My El Naturals and absolutely must have, are the Perma-Lash FLARE Short Length by Andrea.  I can’t tell you guys how much these suckers mean to me.  Because these are individual lashes, I can pop them on very quickly to add any emphasis to my look.  A 60’s cat eye that uses minimal shadow but, rocks the liner like nobody business, is one of my go to looks and I love popping on two or three individual lashes to the ends of my lash line to make my cat eye just a tad bit more sassy!

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Another plus about these suckers is that they are very natural looking, especially with the short ones. Because you can apply your mascara like normal and, then add these where you want the emphasis.  The individuals are also PERFECT for first time users….  You don’t need to worry about fussing over the strip and trying to center it exactly across your lash line.

Since the individual lashes are small it makes them extremely easy to manage when applying, and therefore a great way to get comfortable in falsie land.   When I host makeup classes I always recommend, to my students to use them while trying to get their feet wet.  It’s like training wheels for False Eyelashes!!!

Now that we have done a warm up lap with our individuals…… Let’s kick it up a notch with the strip lashes aka Everydays with a Kick. Again I have to go with  Andrea because, I just love the modlash #53 these are such beautiful natural eyelashes.  Since these are a strip lash they are gong to be a little more full but, still VERY natural.  My absolute favorite way to wear these guys is with no liner at all.  That right I said it!!! I like to wear falsies with no eyeliner!  Don’t worry I will be spilling my tricks of the trade in my second post.

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Okay you want to know a secret…. the key to natural looking lashes is the clear strip.  You do not want to buy lashes that have a black strip.

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Something I want to note here about falsies is that I don’t wear them everyday and, I don’t think anyone should.  Wearing strip lashes everyday will tear the crap out of your natural lashes.  But I do highly recommend using them for a boost.  There are days that I will wake up in the morning were I’m just not a 100%, for whatever reason.  I could be feeling bloated or my face is breaking out but, when I pop on a pair of falsies, BAM I just feel better!!!! I don’t know what magical powers they posses but, it works for me.  I have a saying, “When you’re not at 100%, you just pop on some falsies and fake it till you make it Honey!”

 
Ladies we have reached the fun category All Out Balls Out!!!!  This is your Girls Night out, can’t wait to bust your party dress out, lashes.  I do have plenty of favorites in this category but, I thought I would list my latest crushes.

 

Ardell Sophisticated Glitter lashes are fun and edgy and have that perfect touch of glitter.  Just love these guys.

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Ardell’s Curvy line, has been Rocking My Socks lately.  Can’t lie there is not one of these lashes that I don’t just love love love!!!  But again I am a sucker for a winged out cat eye.

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Something to note, when wearing dramatic lashes you don’t have to worry about a clear strip because, they will most likely be heavy and you will need the support from the black strip.

 
Now that you have my picks, I’d love to hear yours!!! Please leave me a comment on some of your favorite falsies.

For all my peeps out there that have wanted to try falsies but, have been too scared, NOWs your chance!!!!  I want you to go out this weekend and buy some individuals and natural lashes with a clear strip.  Then meet me back here next week and, let’s get those puppies on your eyes.  I promise you’ll be wearing some lashes!!!!!

 

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Application – Coming Soon

Cost: Anywhere from $3.49 to $8.00 Seriously dirt cheap!!!!

Where to buy: Any drugstore, Adrell

 

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